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S4 E9

Monk · Season 4, Episode 9

Captain Stottlemeyer and Adrian Monk in “Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa”

Captain Stottlemeyer

[after Monk gives him an air purifier] Do you um, know what eBay is?

Adrian Monk

eBay? No.

Captain Stottlemeyer

Good.

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