[Monk has inspected the knots Ricky has used to tie down his surfboard]
Okeydokey.
Who's Marion?
You are. Marion the Librarian.
So, it's like a put-down.
Yup. It's a derogatory remark, Monk. What do you see?
[on Ricky] Oh, he's not the guy. He definitely knew his sister lived here. He was at a barbecue here two weeks ago.
But the package was mailed to the old address.
Right, and he said he tied the surfboard to the room himself. Look at these knots. They're a mess. Crude, tangled, but the knot we saw inside on the bomb, was a work of art.
So the feds--
Are barking up the wrong tree. You said there was another brother.
Yeah, Brian, but he's a dead end.
Or practically dead.
What do you mean?
The guy's in a coma.
We saw it happen. Four months ago, he got t-boned by a pickup truck. Cracked his skull. It was really unnecessary. The guy just baited me and Randy and--and stepped on the gas.
It was my first car chase.
That didn't count. The guy didn't go half a block. You didn't get the car in gear!
It counted.
It wasn't a chase, Randy.
We ran to the car.
Anyway, uh…four months ago. So, he wouldn't have known that his sister had moved.
[to Sharona] It counted.
I'd like to meet him.
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