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S2 E7

Monk · Season 2, Episode 7

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, Sharona Fleming and others in “Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect”

[The four convene at Amanda Babbage's house]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Adrian Monk, old buddy, old pal, old chum.

Sharona Fleming

“Old buddy”? What have you done with the real Captain Stottlemeyer?

Adrian Monk

What do we have?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Mail bomb. An ounce and a half of plastique with a magnesium charge.

Lt. Randall Disher

There were two triggers: a chemical detonator wired to the wrapping, and a motion detector--so when you opened it and moved it, "boom".

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Not hard to make.

Lt. Randall Disher

Crude and unpredictable, actually.

Adrian Monk

Who's the victim?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Amanda Babbage, thirty-five years old. She lived here alone.

Adrian Monk

Nice house.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

It was a lot nicer two hours ago.

Adrian Monk

[notices the ATF agents] The Feds are here?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Yes, up the wazoo -- Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. They're in charge, and they're not shy about saying so. Monk, if you can make me look good here, I would really appreciate it. I'd love to show these bastards up. Wouldn't hurt our careers either.

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