[Monk is trying to use Sharona to reenact the crime scene, but Sharona is getting confused by Monk's directions]
Adrian Monk
You... you enter from the right...
Sharona Fleming
You mean the left. That's stage left.
Adrian Monk
But it's on the right.
Sharona Fleming
But it's stage left. That's what they call it.
[She shrugs at Monk's confusion.]
Sharona Fleming
My sister's an actress!
Adrian Monk
But- but- for the purposes of this recreation, let's just call it what they call it on Planet Earth.
Sharona Fleming
[sardonically] Like you would know.
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