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S2 E6

Monk · Season 2, Episode 6

Adrian Monk, Cheryl Fleming and others in “Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater”

[Monk meets Sharona's mother after being told several white lies]

Adrian Monk

Mrs. Fleming.

Cheryl Fleming

Oh, no. Call me Cheryl.

Adrian Monk

Wipe?

Sharona Fleming

Not now.

Cheryl Fleming

Where's Benjy? I brought him a new baseball glove.

Sharona Fleming

Oh, he's not here. He's sleeping over at a friend's house.

Cheryl Fleming

You forgot I was coming, didn't you? No, that's all right. I understand. You're probably so excited about the show. So, how was it last night? Tell me everything. How was Gail? Were there any reviews?

Sharona Fleming

Hey, Ma, you know what? There's, there's something I've got to tell you.

Cheryl Fleming

What? A bad review?

Adrian Monk

Uh, you might wanna sit down, Cheryl.

Cheryl Fleming

Oh, no, I'm fine, I've been sittin' all day.

Sharona Fleming

Ma, you know what? I think it's best that we sit down.

Cheryl Fleming

Oh.

Sharona Fleming

Something happened last night at the show. [Sharona and Cheryl sit]

Cheryl Fleming

Okay.

Adrian Monk

There was a stabbing.

Cheryl Fleming

Oh, you mean, in the audience?

Adrian Monk

No, uh, no. Onstage, uh, during the show. The actor who was playing Burt was killed. Gail…stabbed him.

Cheryl Fleming

Oh, I know. I read the script.

Adrian Monk

No, no, Cheryl. He died.

Cheryl Fleming

Oh, I don't understand.

Sharona Fleming

Neither do we. Uh, the police think that she might have done it on purpose.

Adrian Monk

She's been arrested for murder in the second degree. There's a bail hearing tomorrow.

Cheryl Fleming

Gail?! [scoffs] No. I don't believe it. It's a mistake, right?

Adrian Monk

The police don't think so.

Cheryl Fleming

Well, they're wrong. Well, you're gonna help her, right? I mean, that's what you do. You're a couple of detectives, right?

Adrian Monk

Of course, we're going to help her. After all, we're…we're a couple of detectives. Right?

Cheryl Fleming

Right.

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