TV QuotesDatabase
S2 E6

Monk · Season 2, Episode 6

Greeter, Adrian Monk and others in “Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater”

[Monk and Sharona follow Jenna to a hotel, but are intercepted by a greeter for a conference.]

Greeter

Oh! Excuse me! Have you registered?

Adrian Monk

For... what?

Greeter

Speedy Dates. We do it here once a month.

Sharona Fleming

Oh, yeah yeah yeah. I-I read an article about this. It's for singles. Instead of spending all night with one jerk, you get to meet 15 jerks at once.

Greeter

Yeah, that's not exactly how we would describe it.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →
Sharona Fleming“What do you think so far?” Adrian Monk“Mrs. Fleming.” O'Dell“Excuse me. What are you doing?” Adrian Monk“Speedy Dates? No. No, no. No, that's like......”

More Monk quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Monk pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.