MGMary Gilstrap
I have to have a Neptune bar every night or else I can't sleep. Funny, isn't it? I guess we all have our little quirks.
[nonchanantly] Yes, I suppose we do...
“Mr. Monk Goes Home Again” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Adrian Monk (1), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1), Natalie Teeger (1), Lt. Randall Disher (1), Ambrose Monk (1)
[Stottlemeyer and Disher talk to a cashier who saw the shooting]
[holding the police sketch of the suspect] You've never seen this guy before? In the store, hanging around the parking lot?
YCYoung Cashier
I don't think so, but I see a lot of faces.
Sure.
It looks like Kiefer Sutherland.
[pausing] Yeah, I guess it does. [Disher scoots his chair over]
It wasn't Kiefer Sutherland, was it?
YCYoung Cashier
No, sir.
[producing the killer's reciept] Here's a receipt. This is from your cash register. This is him, right?
YCYoung Cashier
Mm-hmm.
Eight items at 89 cents.
YCYoung Cashier
Yes, sir. Eight candy bars.
Eight candy bars?
It really looks like Kiefer Sutherland. You know, maybe we should - before we distribute it - write across the bottom "Not Kiefer Sutherland," just so that we don't disturb Mr. Sutherland.
[sarcastically] That's a really good idea.
You think so?
[At Ambrose's house]
[looking at an old photo album, specifically, a photo of Jack, Sr. with a turtle] Is that your father?
Oh, that's him and Ambrose.
He named the turtle after you?
He named me after the turtle.
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