[Stottlemeyer and Disher talk to a cashier who saw the shooting]
[holding the police sketch of the suspect] You've never seen this guy before? In the store, hanging around the parking lot?
I don't think so, but I see a lot of faces.
Sure.
It looks like Kiefer Sutherland.
[pausing] Yeah, I guess it does. [Disher scoots his chair over]
It wasn't Kiefer Sutherland, was it?
No, sir.
[producing the killer's reciept] Here's a receipt. This is from your cash register. This is him, right?
Mm-hmm.
Eight items at 89 cents.
Yes, sir. Eight candy bars.
Eight candy bars?
It really looks like Kiefer Sutherland. You know, maybe we should - before we distribute it - write across the bottom "Not Kiefer Sutherland," just so that we don't disturb Mr. Sutherland.
[sarcastically] That's a really good idea.
You think so?
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