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Monk · Season 4, Episode 3

“Mr. Monk Stays in Bed” quotes from Monk

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“Mr. Monk Stays in Bed” · Season 4, Episode 3

In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Natalie Teeger (2), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1)

[Natalie's cell phone rings while she is talking to Julio Alvarez's boss]

Natalie, it's me, Adrian Monk.

Yes, Mr. Monk, we were just talking about you.

Natalie, you have to come back here.

I can't right now, Mr. Monk, I'm at the pizzeria talking to the manager.

It's Ebola.

Excuse me?

I think I have the Ebola virus.

No, Mr. Monk, you do not have the Ebola virus.

I'm pretty sure I do, I have all the symptoms, I have the headache, the fever, the massive internal bleeding.

You have massive internal bleeding?

Yes, I believe I do, that is my opinion.

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