Christy, if a man won't wait until you're ready to share your secret garden, he's not worth a second of your time.
Secret garden? Holy Moses, how many cats do you own?
Four.
“Abstinence and Pudding” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Bonnie Plunkett (2), Violet Plunkett (2), Christy Plunkett (1), Luke (1), Marjorie Armstrong (1)
I'm telling you, I walked in on my parents having sex once and it traumatized me.
This isn't the same thing.
Yeah, it's worse, the kid can't run out of the room screaming.
[Christy enters] Mom, tell Luke he's not going to hurt the baby.
...If I do that, he'll have sex with you. [to Luke] Stick to your guns.
[Christy doesn't want to talk about her relationship] So how about you, Luke still worried he'll poke the baby's eye out?
Luke is a very caring and sensitive person, and I don't want to talk about it.
[pause] Well since nobody's going to ask me, I'll tell you, I took home a vice cop last night and I do want to talk about it.
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