“Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Christy Plunkett (4), Bonnie Plunkett (4), Violet Plunkett (1)
[speaking to Luke's parents] All right, I just want to say that we've all come to really love your son, and I know my daughter is crazy about him, so... I'm sure there's a happy ending in here somewhere.
If Violet just gave him a happy ending we woul...
Mom!
[as Luke's parents are leaving] By the way, Pastor. We're going to raise the baby Jewish.
And we're not Jews.
Shalom, bitch!
[as Christy tucks her in] Am I pretty?
What? Of course you are, you're beautiful.
I don't feel beautiful. I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
That's all in your head.
Are you saying I'm crazy?
Not in this context. Go to sleep, things will look a lot better in the morning.
We're not sure that Luke is the only boy who has slept with this temptress.
Now hold it right there, I can assure you that with every generation of our family, the women get better. Now, I may have been a drunken slut.
She was.
And my daughter may also have been a drunken slut.
Hey!
What?
Sorry, go on.
But this angel was pure as snow until she smoked your son's blunt, drank his tequila and made mad passionate love to him for about 2 minutes. [to Violet] Am I right so far?
[uncomfortably] Pretty much.
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