A character in Mom
Played by Spencer Daniels
Mom · 43 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Mom: in 4 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Violet Plunkett (4), Christy Plunkett (3)
LukeI'm telling you, I walked in on my parents having sex once and it traumatized me.
This isn't the same thing.
LukeYeah, it's worse, the kid can't run out of the room screaming.
[Christy enters] Mom, tell Luke he's not going to hurt the baby.
...If I do that, he'll have sex with you. [to Luke] Stick to your guns.
[walks in on Luke and Violet on her bed with her jeans half on] God, lock the door!
LukeNo, it's not what you think, I'm trying to get them *on* her.
What?
None of my stupid pants fit!
Of course not, Violet, you're pregnant. You had to know this was going to happen.
I did but I still wanted to be hot.
You were hot, that's why you're pregnant.
LukeThis ass was spanked a lot as a kid and it's a better ass for it.
Well I want to raise our baby with patience and understanding.
LukeWhy? You weren't raised that way.
I know. I want to do better by our child. I want to be able to break the cycle.
LukeWow, that's ambitious.
Shouldn't Luke be here by now?
He didn't drive, he's high, so he took the bus.
He smoked pot on the day you're having the baby?
He smokes pot every day, it's not a big deal.
Luke[in the hall] Violet?
I'm in here!
Luke[walks right by] Violet?
I'm in here!
LukeViolet?
You literally just walked past me!
LukeViolet?
Everyday, huh?
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