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Marjorie Armstrong quotes from Mom

Played by Mini Kennedy · 3 quotes

Marjorie Armstrong

Played by Mini Kennedy

Mom · 43 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Mom: in 3 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Christy Plunkett (2), Bonnie Plunkett (2)

Scenes with Marjorie Armstrong 3

Marjorie

Christy, if a man won't wait until you're ready to share your secret garden, he's not worth a second of your time.

Secret garden? Holy Moses, how many cats do you own?

Marjorie

Four.

Marjorie, how many cats do you own?

Marjorie

Oh, you don't own cats. You love them.

Okay... How many cats do you love?

Marjorie

[pointing and gesturing] Well, let's see. That's Carlos Santana, and that's Grace Slick, and that's Boz Skaggs, and Steve Miller, and these three are the Tower of Power horn section. And this fat little trouble-maker is Jerry Garcia. So... eight.

Do you know what the worst part of being in prison will be?

Being in prison?

No, that I won't get to see my son grow up.

Oh... I'm gonna stop talking now.

Marjorie

Don't say it if you don't mean it.

When did you last see your son?

Before my trial.

Marjorie

But that was months ago!

My ex-husband won't let me see him, not that I blame him. He just turned 10. He's going to be a teenager by the time I get out.

Where's your ex live?

In Stockton, about a hundred miles back.

[pause] Hell with it. [turns the car around] We're going to Stockton!

But I'll be late to turn myself in.

What the hell are they gonna do, Regina? Throw you in jail?

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