You know, I had sex with a missionary once and oddly -- he wasn't a fan of the position.
“A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Bonnie Plunkett (4), Christy Plunkett (2)
[holding up one of Christy's dresses] Were you sober when you bought this?
I don't even remember. I hate all my clothes, they're all from when I was drinking.
[holds up red plastic dress] What were you when you bought this?
Popular.
RRoscoe
[playing blackjack] I don't have anymore money.
No money? Or no money ON you?
RRoscoe
Well, I have some upstairs in my piggy bank.
Well it's not doing you any good up there, is it?
So how'd it go with your boss?
I broke his leg *and* his nose.
It felt good, didn't it?
No, it didn't.
A little bit?
...A little.
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