Modern Family · Season 3
[Claire wants Alex to tell her how she did the egg drop project] I didn't want to do this, but here's what you do: First, get a mirror. Then, you will look at it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
You know, I made the egg that made you that made that project, so in a lot of ways, that project is mine!
You're good.
[Yelling on the phone in Spanish] Yes! Auntie! Yes! You're 73 years old, not 20! Of course, but I'm in the United States so kill yourself! Kill yourself, because I don't care!
Ok, yes! I love you! Muah! Muah! Muah!
I understood "crazy old witch," "go kill yourself," then "I love you."
I'll never get this; how you all yell at each other.
That's how you know that your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
Oh, I'm sorry, were you trying to read?
You're the one who tries to read.
Oh, my gosh! I am not that stupid!
Seriously, Hayley, you think you are the coolest person ever!
Would you please stop just judging me and everything that I do?!
Look at me! I'm so cool! (The girls kept arguing until Luke stops it.)
[Enraged] ENOUGH! ENOUGH! I AM SO SICK OF YOU 2 FIGHTING ALL THE TIME! YOU'RE A BAD BIG SISTER, AND YOU'RE A BAD LITTLE SISTER! And you're both bad big sisters to me. Be normaler.
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