[Yelling on the phone in Spanish] Yes! Auntie! Yes! You're 73 years old, not 20! Of course, but I'm in the United States so kill yourself! Kill yourself, because I don't care!
Ok, yes! I love you! Muah! Muah! Muah!
I understood "crazy old witch," "go kill yourself," then "I love you."
I'll never get this; how you all yell at each other.
That's how you know that your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
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