I'm sorry, did we come by at a bad time?
Try coming back seven years and five months from now when they're all gone!
S2 E20Someone to Watch Over Lily
I just don't think Jay is the best one to raise Lily.
You know, Cam, he raised me.
Oh, now you've put me in an awkward position.
Where are we?
The boys' locker room.
It smells like feet.
That's not feet.
S2 E22Good Cop Bad Dog
Honey, I love you, but you have to learn to say no to people.
All right. Ask me if you can go golfing.
Other people.
I don't feel well.
Did you finish your milkshake?
I think that's the problem.
GGuillermo
Last year, 4 billion dollars was spent on dog training.
That's not true.
GGuillermo
I know; I was just as surprised as you are.
Yeah; you were surprised because it's not true.
GGuillermo
So what is this multi-billion dollar industry missing?
Multi-billion dollars.
But I was going to take Luke and Manny go-karting for their good report cards.
What was good about Luke's report card?
...He didn't lose it.
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