I like your cap. [Takes off her cap and her wig comes off too]
No! [Runs away in absolute embarassment]
Did you know she was bald?
'Course not, twat. Jesus.
She looked like an alien.
Ah, don't be mean. [Then admits laughing] She did, didn't she? A bald alien! Shh. I should probably try and find her. [Holds up cap and wig] You know.
[To Simon] Can't you see we're trying to have an awkward conversation? Move! Go! [Simon leaves, then to Curtis] The sex wasn't that bad, was it?
You don't get it, do you? [Leaves]
There's nothing wrong with me! You're the one with the problem!
No, I'm not all right, you prick. I'm bald!
I've got your cap... and your wig.
I don't want you to see me like this.
All right, listen, I'll close my eyes. I'm gonna throw them down, OK?
Keep them shut. Don't look!
So, I thought that whole moving-the-bodies thing went pretty well, you know, considering.
If you laugh at me, I will kick the shit out of ya.
I'm not gonna laugh. Who's laughing?
So... what's with the baldness?
This morning, I was in the shower, and me hair started falling out.
They don't know. They're gonna have to send me for some tests.
So what are we talking about here? Are we talking about upstairs and down?
You know? Do you have a bald fanny? [Kelly starts pushing and slapping him] Oh! For fuck's sake!
[To the guys] Oh, get the bodies! [Throws a brick on Sally's windshield]
What the hell are you doing?!
It's just pure, mindless vandalism!
What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?!
If I was mentally deficient, I would have missed. Check that out. Bull's-eye!
They are gonna think the probation worker is still alive. I stole his credit card. I used it to book a flight.
You're dead good at stuff like that.
Yeah! Nice one, weird kid.
We should all go out for drink, you know, to celebrate. It's like an ironic "fuck you" to the probation worker. We're all out having a good time - you're buried under the foundations of an environmental monitoring station.
[Walking through door to locker room] Oh, my God! That is such a shamer. [Sees Nathan reenacting sex scene with mimicking masturbation gestures]
Do you think he's told the others?
Bashing himself out of it.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he told 'em.
And she was totally clicking the mouse off herself, man.
They were just, like, really face-to-face. He was wanking, she was flicking her own bean, right in each other's face.
Work that bean! Work that bean,
Kelly, my love! Oh! Er, hi.
Shut up. You enjoyed it, you pervert. [To Simon] What? Do you want to have a look too?
Does anyone actually know what he got done for?
Says it was for eating pick 'n' mix.
Are you two, like, together?
Yeah, I guess. It's weird, yeah? Cos of my bullshit power thing, we don't actually have proper sex. We just stare at each other and wank ourselves off. But it is really special.
[Using trash pick uppers to violate Simon] Come on. It's not gay 'cause we're not touching. All you want to do is get down to it and you can't, cos...
[Community servers walk out door and walks up to Nathan] Hi.
[Walking on] That's really disgusting.
It's not fucking disgusting.
A few days ago. It's good to see you.
[Sitting on table with Sam on rooftop] How was it in there?
Well, wasn't a lot of laughs. How you doing? How's community service?
Is what it is, innit? Just need to get through it.
It's all so messed up. Screwed our lives over a bit of coke.
You're out now. You need to move on. Do something different.
Think anyone's gonna give me a job with a conviction for dealing? I saw you with that girl. Are you with her? She's beautiful.
It just happened, like. I didn't mean it to. And there's stuff going on with me right now, things I can't tell you about. Sam! I'm sorry. [Puts hand on her back] Sam? I'm sorry.
Cos I felt too guilty, innit? I asked you to buy the gear. It should've been me that went prison. Things didn't work out like that, did they? I told 'em. I told the police it was for me and my mates. They wouldn't listen. Trust me, if I could do anything to change it, I would.
You should've visited me!
I know. I couldn't see you in there. I couldn't look you in the eye.
So you hook up with someone else? She's helping you deal with it, is she? My life is fucked! And that's on you! [Walks away and flips him over shoulder]
[Crouching besides vehicle in parking garage to Nathan walking by] Oh, hey, Nathan, I need your help!
Do I know you? [Pause] Are you taking a shit?!
There is a guy over here taking a shit!
Like me to grab you some toilet paper?
You don't. I thought you were someone else. Jog on. Go!
Have a good one. [Walks away]
BBeverly (the manager)
Excuse me, you can't just help yourself to anything you fancy. This is not a buffet, that's theft. I could have you arrested for that.
Really? For eating some pick 'n' mix?
BBeverly
You're paying for the sweets in your mouth and for that drink.
Beverley. Isn't that a women's name?
BBeverly
Pay up and leave.
Haha, Beverley. That's brilliant. Why did your parents give you a girl's name?
BBeverly
This is your final warning.
Maybe you were born with both sets of genitalia. You know like a chick with a dick.
BBeverly
[Into a walkie-talkie] Can I have security to the concession stand?
But I’m guessing your parents wanted a boy so they kept your cock and sewed up your clunge.
BBeverly
You’re coming with me.
[Screams into Beverly's walkie-talkie while being apprehended by Beverly on floor] I’m being assaulted by a chick with a dick! Help me! They sewed up his clunge! They sewed up his clunge!
BBeverly
I was like you when I was younger. I thought I knew everything. I was a right cocky little arsehole.
And look where it got you! You've got the big office, you've got a staple gun... you're living the dream, man!
BBeverly
You think you're better than all this?
I know, I'm better then this. Because Bev, if I'm not, I'll probably have to kill myself.
BBeverly
You haven't got a clue.
