[Approaches in recreation centre hallway] Simon!
What?
What's going on with you and Jessica?
After what happened with her dad, she says she can't see me, so... seeing a girl whose dad tried to kill you, it's never going to work.
You'll meet someone else. Trust me. [Simon opens front door to be greeted by a media circus]
What was that?
They know about us.
Who?
Everyone.
What are you talking about?
There are reporters and TV cameras outside, lots of them.
Bullshit.
No way.
Are you serious?
Right. I think I might take a little peek.
Don't open the door.
That is really quite a lot of reporters.
How did they find out about us?
What? No, I didn't do anything. I don't think I did. I'm almost certain I didn't. [Shaun appears carrying a box] You! You told them about us!
Yeah.
You sit on your arse doing nothing for six weeks and then you sell us out.
Looks like that, doesn't it? Is that ironic? Never too sure.
You're our probation worker! You're supposed to sort us out!
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Like you give a shit.
That's a good point. See you.
Where you going?
Antigua. Hm. So, this is goodbye, so long and fuck off.
Wanker!
I'm actually very surprised that it hasn't happened sooner. We haven't really been that careful.
What are they going to do to us?
They'll treat us like freaks. They'll lock us up in a secret military facility and conduct experiments on us.
Hey, no one's experimenting on me. I'm not a monkey.
What are we gonna do?
We have to go into hiding. We assume new identities. We break off all connection with our family and friends. We wear disguises and only go out after dark.
I'm not loving the sound of that.
Do you expect me never to see my mum again? Who's going to do my washing? Huh? You have not thought this through.
There is an alternative.
Who are you?
I'm the person who can make it so you don't need to go into hiding. If this is handled right, you're all making some serious money.
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