Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh, see you in your nightmares, dickweeds, ahhhhhh!
Toki is losing his mind, he is.
[drunkenly and incoherently] Yeah, mmyeah, acting weird.
I know. I've never seen him like this, he's turnin' into a real asshole.
[has lost his voice] Can we kick him out of the band?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, ooh... okay, alright, relax... here's what you do... he sleeps, sack, bar of soap, bang bang bang! Brain damage, corn field, gun, pow [makes sound of gun], funeral...
Oh I, thats mays bes a littles toos hards fors mes tos handle.
[quietly] Well, fire him then!
Ahhh, maybe you're right. Looks like I'll have to cancel Planet Piss, DAMN IT!
Well, because, too emotional and - I'll probably have to cancel it, awh darn!
If you really want to fire Toki, I can begin processing the paperwork, but before we do that, I ah, I might have plan.
Little girls wait! Wait! I, I sorry! I's all screwed up inside! I was selfish, a selfish idiot! But now I know, how wrongs I was. I have all the times in the worlds for you now! So please, comes back with me. [turns the wheel chair around to reveal Juliette's corpse] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S DEAD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD! OH NO! OH NO, OH NO! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! SHE'S DEAD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GO! OH MY GOD! I KILLED HER! I KILLED THE LITTLE-
[Toki and Dr. Rockso sneak into the Mordhaus after joyriding and drinking in Murderface's car. Dr. Rockso sits on the couch and slips a hand into Murderface's pocket to return the keys. Murderface awakens and glares at Rockso]
[Murderface yells in outrage, and Dr. Rockso yells along gleefully.]
Toki, what were you thinkin?! Hanging out with clowns?!
Why didn't you call us?! You've got a cellphone! Why didn't you use it? Where were -
You're going out all night with guns, and ya know, guns... y'know, they're cool so... What am I saying here?
Back off jack-off, it wasn't his fault.
I gives that clowns a little of bit of a smack.
Your friend ha. Drunks driving before a tour! Shooting ze guns, huh?
Yeah, he's not a real friend.
What kinds of a friends takes on such a godless endeavor? What if you hurt your pinky finger huh? No more tour.
Yeah. What if you hurt your hands?
Yeah, you're being a selfish prick.
...I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's... that's what I did today.
Yeah, what the fuck, Toki? There's no such things as clowns.
Aww come on, how come I can't have a friend who's a clown? He makes me laugh, ha ha ha!
I should be asleep right now. This is a waste of time.
It's metal to like clowns.
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No, it's non-metal.
Don't try to tell us it's metal because it's not. We know that trick.
Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
Okay, it's late. Let's just all calm down and discuss this in the morning. May we offer you a ride home?
[talking to Klokateer] Give him whatever he wants. [whispers] Put the boots to him, medium style.
Hey, you sound like crap, Murderface, what's wrong with you?
I just can't seem to get comfortable. I ran out of clean underwear so I'm wearing a bathing suit.
What am I gonna do, not wear underwear?
Yeah, it's called freeballing.
Yeah, I mean I only wear underwear only about... [counts on his fingers] 65% of the time, honestly, otherwise I'm just freeballing.
Oh ja, in Sweden , underwears is y'know, the kinky stuff, worn as a fetish ja, but you know the exciting sexual stuff? is always freeballing.
Freeballing huh? Well, I'll give it a try.
Wow - I feel pretty good, this freeballing's amazing.
You'll be paid to gather whatever you can with this camera in your hat. And no fucking around, got that candy nose?
Oh, you just keep that cabbage coming, daddy-o, and Dr. Rockso's gonna get you what you want, the way you want it. Now which one of you humps, got a cigarette for Dr. Rockso?
Just calm down and be careful. And watch out for this guy. [holds up picture of Charles Ofdensen, the band manager.] He means business. Stay away from him.
[holds a hand up] Yes, I know. [to the guards] Makes sure no one sees you taking him out of here.
[mutter] Rock and roll clown...
You actuallies been playing ze, almost the bass that can be listens to lately, Murderface, y'know, maybes we even turns it up on the next album.
I think it's this freeballing. Pickles, I can not thank you enough. If only the whole world freeballed - no wonder those Arabs're wearing their dresses.
Oh, that's Dr. Rockso. Yeah, I invites him over. No big deal.
Oh, no, Toki! You don'ts have to always compensates, alright, we pays more attentions to you.
Screw that psychological mambo-jambo, I just likes to laugh, ha ha!
Hey don't run, it's wet! I thought we agreed, no clowns!
No, we didn't agreed on nothing, we just all yelled and then he was beaten, thats was our conclusions.
Aw, damn, I don't want that asshole around here.
Oh boy, gets readies for a lots of screamings.
Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffle bags. I'm free, downstairs. Think about it.
K-K-K-K-K-K-YEAH! IT'S ME DR. ROCKSO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN!
Ha ha ha! [laughs] I just cracks up every time!
Well wipe your feet before you come in here?
Hey business man, what you do for a living, sell shoes? K-K-YEAH...
May I have a short word with you?
Oh yeah, you are short. Ohhhhhh yeah.
Well, ah, Rockso, Toki really seems to like you, a great deal. So our home is your home.
OH! MI CASA, SU CASA BA-BABY!
Yes, but just remember, stay in the main room, and I, need you to sign this confidential agreement, and pain waiver.
Aww come on, Rockso's just pu-pulling your ch-ch-chain! You did have my ass beat though. That shit hurts.
Well, just stay in the main room, and we'll be fine. Have fun.
Who wants to watch a rock-sclusive Dr. Rockso music video?
Oh me, this gots to be hilarious.
I'd rather die then watch your fucking video, how 'bout that?
Oh I caught that! But that's okay, Dr. Rockso forgives ya. Now, I'm gonna show you boys that you're not the only ones that know how to rock. This one was banned from Music Television because you can see my junk... through my jumpsuit.
I believe that is what is known as... freeballing.
It's called "I'm Just A Rock And Roll Clown."
Find something interesting in there, did you?
Easy Rockso, easy. Don't you think you might have had a little too much cocaine?
[voice wavering] Back off, man. Leave me alone.
[hearing a shot being fired] Hey, that's my driving gun! [stands up]
Hey, you're not supposed to wear clothes in the hot tub.
[dashes by] K-K-K-K-K-YEAH!
