Hey, you sound like crap, Murderface, what's wrong with you?
I just can't seem to get comfortable. I ran out of clean underwear so I'm wearing a bathing suit.
Bathing suit?
What am I gonna do, not wear underwear?
Yeah, it's called freeballing.
Yeah, I mean I only wear underwear only about... [counts on his fingers] 65% of the time, honestly, otherwise I'm just freeballing.
That's... Really?
Oh ja, in Sweden , underwears is y'know, the kinky stuff, worn as a fetish ja, but you know the exciting sexual stuff? is always freeballing.
Freeballing huh? Well, I'll give it a try.
Wow - I feel pretty good, this freeballing's amazing.
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