Toki, what were you thinkin?! Hanging out with clowns?!
Why didn't you call us?! You've got a cellphone! Why didn't you use it? Where were -
You're going out all night with guns, and ya know, guns... y'know, they're cool so... What am I saying here?
Back off jack-off, it wasn't his fault.
You shut up!
I gives that clowns a little of bit of a smack.
Hey, that's my friend!
Your friend ha. Drunks driving before a tour! Shooting ze guns, huh?
Yeah, he's not a real friend.
Dick!
What kinds of a friends takes on such a godless endeavor? What if you hurt your pinky finger huh? No more tour.
Yeah. What if you hurt your hands?
Yeah, you're being a selfish prick.
...I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's... that's what I did today.
Yeah, what the fuck, Toki? There's no such things as clowns.
Aww come on, how come I can't have a friend who's a clown? He makes me laugh, ha ha ha!
....We care about you!
I should be asleep right now. This is a waste of time.
He smells like piss.
It's metal to like clowns.
No, it's non-metal.
Don't try to tell us it's metal because it's not. We know that trick.
Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
Okay, it's late. Let's just all calm down and discuss this in the morning. May we offer you a ride home?
Um-hmmm.
Okay, calls you later.
[talking to Klokateer] Give him whatever he wants. [whispers] Put the boots to him, medium style.
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