Wow. Keys. He he... The LTD?
KK
Executive washroom. Linen towels, cologne dispenser...
I'm touched...
S2 E10The Black Christmas Syndrome
(on his communication device) Need a clean-up. Something big, red, and fat went down a chimney. And it wasn't Santa.
S2 E11The Supermen in Black Syndrome
KK
The one that got away? Make sure it doesn't.
Mud pie. Can't wait to check out the filling.
Maybe you didn't notice, but I'm leapin' around like some... leapin' guy.
KK
I noticed.
And you look even more chisiled than usual.
PPsilo
"Space Invaders take Mudbath". Phone home to mother. We're celebrities. (Volitia turns the page in the Hotsheets) What's this? An item of even greater interest.
VVolitia
An advertisement?
PPsilo
An invitation. (it turns out to be an ad for the Tamosotronic Amplifier)
VVolitia
It slices, it dices...
PPsilo
It made us what we are today.
VVolitia
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
PPsilo
Why? When we could have it now?
LL
Sorry. I thought my head was gonna go scanner.
Uncle Sam wants you to put the President to bed and make sure the first kitty's litterbox is clean.
[holding a comic book] Can you believe humans actually read this junk!?
Sugarcoats the plight of aliens living on Earth, let me tell ya.
Tch! Funny books! They're a tissue of lies!
Yeah, you don't see me wearing a cape like... er... what's his name?
Oh, yeah. I know the guy. Leaps tall, and he's stronger than something or other, and, he's faster than something...
That's him. He lands on Earth and what does he get? Loving parents, good looks, a career in journalism, and babes.
And he does it all in a leotard!
Oh... Mui macho!
Why are we talking like he's real?
He's not?
Raiders got con-ed, and F-15, and a neutron bomb!
LL
We got brains, brawn, and... Jack-be-nimble.
See Jack go.
LL
Go, Jack. Go.
You trying to sauté us?
LL
Gee, I don't see you cartwheeling us back to shore.
S2 E12The Star System Syndrome
Space Demon went too far.
KK
Pieces still don't fit, slick.
What!? The Space Demon practically confessed! He rubbed out Prey and Predeterminator because he's envious of his imitators. He did Etalffap because he couldn't take being roasted on national TV. And an hour after he told us how much he hated Astrotots, one of them got whacked!
S2 E13The Blackguard Syndrome
[Agent L hears knocking on the Blackguard's bay doors]
LL
Doesn't that door lead to... airless space?
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