Tell me about your family.
KK
Zed, the twins, the worms, same family as you.
Come on! You have parents! You were born, weren't you? Tell me about your dad. What's he like?
KK
Dead.
S1 E6The Neuralizer Syndrome
Always up for "chicken", huh!?
LL
You made me bail out at the last second!
S1 E7The Symbiote Syndrome
TTroy
They've got babes, swimming pools, movie stars, you like movies, don't ya? Oh, and do you think we can get our handprints in concrete right in front of that theater. Huh? What do ya say? And it's near that amusement park where you can buy a hat with rodent ears! I want one of those. So, what do you say? Huh?
Um, Hollywood's the opposite way.
You two Edgars are UGG – LEE! Where did you get your human suits? The 99 cent rack?
S1 E8The Inanimate Syndrome
UU
Haven't you read the MIB manual?
Waiting for the movie, Upton.
UU
Wah... Codenames are classified! How did you know...
Your letter is "U". But you don't look like an "Ursula".
S1 E11The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome
LL
Jay, there's no time for another job! There's something important you have to do now!
[Dream version of L walks in]
DLDream L
I agree.
LL
(gasps)
(J saves L from a Vermax)
Consider it a favor.
(L saves J from two Vermaxes)
LL
Favor returned. With interest.
S1 E13The Take No Prisoners Syndrome
W1Worm 1
What kept you, K?
W2Worm 2
We got a situation here!
W3Worm 3
Big problem!
W4Worm 4
Yeah! Yeah! Big!
KK
(Deactivates alarm) Being out of coffee is not a Code Blue.
S2 E1The Little Big Man Syndrome
KK
You’re certain a Fmeck stole your exosuit?
CACyrus the Arquillian
Positive.
Fmeck?
KK
From the planet Fmoo. About yay high, sworn enemy of the Arquillians.
Same size as you. Why don’t you just whack them upside the head?
CCyrus
We Arquillians are a peace-loving species.
KK
Martin Luther King, John Lennon, Raffi.
Wait, hold up… John Lennon was an Arquillian? What’s Ringo?
KCK and Cyrus
The drummer.
[Agent J clumsily struggles to pilot an Arquillian mech suit and ends up crashing around.]
KK
And he wonders why I don't let him drive the LTD.
S2 E2The Quick Clone Syndrome
KK
Oversaturation. Explosion imminent.
What do we do about that, K?
KK
Jump.
[The two jump off the building to escape the explosion]
There's more to the plan, right?
KK
Anti-gravity shoes!
Funny, I don't remember being issued a pair of those!
KK
Zed must like me better than you!
[trying to upload memories from Zed's brain] You were somewhat devastated when your dog contracted rabies and you had to... shoot him.
That's the end of Old Yeller, you mooncap!
... So it is. But a memory, nonetheless.
These thirty-seven-hour Centaurian days are frying my brain, L.
LL
You're not the only one working long hours.
How do you do it, then?
LL
I... have my methods. The festive duck stomp is one way to put your carp together and matriculate.
I must be loosing consciousness. Could have sworn you just said--
LL
The garden gnome prances when my long johns are filled with cheese... (melts)
LL
You've been there for quite a while. Maybe you should give #2 a shot.
JCJ clone 1
No. No. I can hang. I still feel real.
LL
You all do, number 1. Until the babbling starts. And you find yourself melting faster than a waterlogged wicked witch.
QCQuick Clone of J
That's close enough, Alfalfa. Now you just move your fashion plate butt away from K. (Alpha backs off) That's right. Don't want all the king's men putting eggshell in my little red tugboat. When flapjacks fly, yo yo gotta clip the toenails to sweet... sweet... (melts)
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