Men in Black: The Series · Season 2, Episode 2
Oversaturation. Explosion imminent.
What do we do about that, K?
Jump.
[The two jump off the building to escape the explosion]
There's more to the plan, right?
Anti-gravity shoes!
Funny, I don't remember being issued a pair of those!
Zed must like me better than you!
[trying to upload memories from Zed's brain] You were somewhat devastated when your dog contracted rabies and you had to... shoot him.
That's the end of Old Yeller, you mooncap!
... So it is. But a memory, nonetheless.
These thirty-seven-hour Centaurian days are frying my brain, L.
You're not the only one working long hours.
How do you do it, then?
I... have my methods. The festive duck stomp is one way to put your carp together and matriculate.
I must be loosing consciousness. Could have sworn you just said--
The garden gnome prances when my long johns are filled with cheese... (melts)
You've been there for quite a while. Maybe you should give #2 a shot.
No. No. I can hang. I still feel real.
You all do, number 1. Until the babbling starts. And you find yourself melting faster than a waterlogged wicked witch.
That's close enough, Alfalfa. Now you just move your fashion plate butt away from K. (Alpha backs off) That's right. Don't want all the king's men putting eggshell in my little red tugboat. When flapjacks fly, yo yo gotta clip the toenails to sweet... sweet... (melts)
If you're so rested, shouldn't you be heading back?
With two more clones in the closet? All work and no play makes J grow up to be just like K.
You okay?
Feeling fine. My noodles are magnificent with [melts]
When it's your time, it's your time.
You sure you wanna do that? I mean, I'm kinda like a father to you, brother. [The Alpha J clone prepares to stab the real J but gets interrupted.]
You heard the man. That's no way to treat family.
Word.
We got his back, brother.
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