Dorothy quotes from Men Behaving Badly

Gary

You know the Magic Roundabout?

Yes?

Gary

What the Hell was that all about?

Dorothy

You know my nephew's coming to stay.

Gary

Yeah, why can't he stay in a hotel like normal people?

Dorothy

Because he's 10.

Gary

Isn't there a "kiddies" hotel we could put him in?

Dorothy

Gary, you must've had this sofa for 25 years.

Gary

Yeah, and my parents kept the polythene on for the first six.

Dorothy

It's got some horrible stains on it.

Gary

Where?

Dorothy

There. There. There. There.

Deborah

There. Here. There.

Dorothy

There. There. There.

Deborah

There.

Gary

Well, I can't see any.

Deborah

Oh, and what's that, there?

Dorothy

Err.

Gary

Ooh, yeah, that is a bit worrying.

Dorothy

It doesn't matter, love.

Gary

I know it doesn't.

Dorothy

Well, it does actually, if we're trying to have a baby.

Tony

Are you alright?

Dorothy

Well, let's see, everything's twice the size it was nine months ago and I'm growing another head inside me. Let's start there!

Dorothy

F (beep) CK F (beep) CK BASTARD MEN! YOU BASTARD, BASTARD MEN! Sorry, was I shouting?

Just a bit. Nearly there.

Dorothy

WHAT F (beep) CKING TIME DO YOU CALL THIS, YOU F (beep) CKER?!