Gary, you must've had this sofa for 25 years.
Yeah, and my parents kept the polythene on for the first six.
It's got some horrible stains on it.
Where?
There. There. There. There.
There. Here. There.
There. There. There.
There.
Well, I can't see any.
Oh, and what's that, there?
Err.
Ooh, yeah, that is a bit worrying.
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