[Dorothy has been in labour for four hours]
F (beep) CK F (beep) CK BASTARD MEN! YOU BASTARD, BASTARD MEN! Sorry, was I shouting?
MMidwife
Just a bit. Nearly there.
[knocks at the door]
WHAT F (beep) CKING TIME DO YOU CALL THIS, YOU F (beep) CKER?!
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