Tony quotes from Men Behaving Badly

Tony

Oh, come on. People say strange things in their sleep. You ordered a pizza once.

Tony

It's so unfair. Well, don't come to me when you're old and wobbly expecting to share my soup!

Tony

Look, it's simple. They just go straight in the bin, over there.

Tony

And you know if you push breasts together, they look a bit like a bottom.

Tony

That's not very friendly thinking, I mean it is Father's Day.

Tony

[drunk] I am kneeling... I am kneeling... on the floor... outside the pub...

Tony

[drunk] DEBORAH! I (*beep*)ING LOVE YOU! COME DOWN! I WANT YOU!

Tony

[drunk] Can I give you a scone, and some protection?

Tony

Maybe I should go on this creative writing course, I was always dead good at poetry at school. "I wandered lonely, as a clown, that flows on high o'er shoes and grass, when all o' the once I spied a crow, a hostess of goldy daffs"

Tony

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Tony

But she'll want me to move out. I got nowhere to go. I like it here, mate. You can't release me into the community!

Tony

(singing down the phone)

Tony

I hear there's been a power-cut in the Little Hampton area

Tony

You could get a job in a school. Oi, you, get down off that fence! I saw that. Like that.

Deborah

What does it say?

Tony

We want sexual rights, and we want it now.