Captains, I've been adding up some numbers.
BBJ
Well, you'd better sit down, your fingers must be exhausted.
“Run for the Money” · Season 11
In this episode: BJ Hunnicutt (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Charles Winchester (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
(after Margaret bets another week's pay for herself, Hawkeye and BJ)
I can't believe what we're doing. Or how many times we're doing it.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?!
BBJ
What's the matter?! If Mulcahy loses, we're out two weeks' pay!
Each!
You men. You always worry about little things.
(To Captain Sweeney, CO of the stuttering Private Palmer) Captain Sweeney, if you say one more unkind word to Private Palmer, I will personally write a report detailing your inhumanity, and I will have it placed in your 201 file, where it will follow you for the rest of your career.
CSCapt. Sweeney
But Major, that-
(Brushing aside Sweeney's interjection) IS THAT CLEAR?
CSCapt. Sweeney
Yes, sir.
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