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M*A*S*H · Season 11

“Hey, Look Me Over” quotes from M*A*S*H

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“Hey, Look Me Over” · Season 11

In this episode: Margaret Houlihan (3), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Charles Winchester (1)

I'll make you a deal: I fix the autoclave. I go.

Fine.

Ok. Fine. Fine. Very simple. The hinge is bent, that's all. Takes three seconds.

Uh-huh.

One (hits it), two (hits it again), three...(hits it and the door falls off).

Well I did everything I could and I'd do the same thing all over again. There is no reason to put myself and everybody else through hell to satisfy some crazy notion that good is never good enough.

Maj. Winchester what is that?

That is a floor which astonishingly enough I am sweeping.

Plaster will not be sweeped off the floor. It has to be scrapped off with a razor.

Winchesters do not shave floors.

Do Winchesters heal quickly?

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