(To Captain Sweeney, CO of the stuttering Private Palmer) Captain Sweeney, if you say one more unkind word to Private Palmer, I will personally write a report detailing your inhumanity, and I will have it placed in your 201 file, where it will follow you for the rest of your career.
CSCapt. Sweeney
But Major, that-
(Brushing aside Sweeney's interjection) IS THAT CLEAR?
CSCapt. Sweeney
Yes, sir.
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