His gut looks like a jigsaw puzzle and I think a couple of the pieces are missing.
“No Sweat” · Season 9
In this episode: Colonel Potter (2), Charles Winchester (2), Maxwell Klinger (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
Carbon paper in the safe, what brilliant foresight. In only two million years, it will turn into diamonds.
Facetious, but erroneous.
I am sorry to wake you sir but I am in the direst of straits.
(Still asleep but being led to his office) Straight. My full house beats that.
Klinger takes a mail order course in electronics, reasoning that television is the wave of the future "which means busted sets by the millions" and "Max Klinger will be there to reap the whirlwind of outrageous repair prices."
If those two clowns [Hawkeye and BJ) hear I got a rash my behind..I'll never hear the end of it!
At Ease Margaret
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