Klinger takes a mail order course in electronics, reasoning that television is the wave of the future "which means busted sets by the millions" and "Max Klinger will be there to reap the whirlwind of outrageous repair prices."
If those two clowns [Hawkeye and BJ) hear I got a rash my behind..I'll never hear the end of it!
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