“Dreams” quotes from M*A*S*H

Have yourself a nice long rest and be back here in twelve minutes.

I'm too old for this. I've got children telling me I can't play with their toys.

(on the phone) Lieutenant, I'm sure you have a sound reason for not sending those ambulances into combat.

Yes, sir!

Well, why don't you come down here in the flesh and tell me what it is?

In the flesh, sir?

You wouldn't mind that, now, would you, Lieutenant?

They're on their way to you right now, sir!

Thank you, Lieutenant...(hangs up phone, to Col. Potter) You see, he'll let us have those ambulances. He just wants to save his caboose!