“Mr. and Mrs. Who?” · Season 8
In this episode: Charles Winchester (3), BJ Hunnicutt (2), Colonel Potter (1)
On only one other occasion in my life did I even approach that level of inebriation.
When was that?
It was the night after I graduated from Harvard Medical School, I distinctly remember trying to swim the Charles River in cap and gown, reasoning that since it was named after me, it was my river.
Well of course. Did you get married then, too?
Nope. Got pneumonia!
Do you, Chuck Emerson Winchester III, take this lovely if gullible young woman as your un-lawful, un-wedded un-wife?
I undo.
And do you, Donna Marie Parker Winchester the Third, take this pickled amnesiac as your un-lawful, un-wedded, un-hubby?
I undo, too.
Now with the power invested in me by the state of intoxication, I pronounce you man and woman. You may now ignore the bride.
Klinger, unless my pants are on fire you are a dead man.
Now, Father- we understand this ceremony may be against the tenets of your religion
(drunk) I didn't know tennis was a religion!
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