Married... with Children · Season 11, Episode 1
“Twisted” · Season 11, Episode 1
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (2), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (2), Peggy Bundy (1), Griff (1)
Look: I'm a 5, and you are going to sell me a 5 if I have to sit here all night.
So because you're mad at me, you're gonna take it out on a perfectly innocent chair? A chair that has suffered enough already.
Well, I have just about had enough of you.
Well, you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know, medium: the size between small and you.
Peggy, Kelly, as your civil defense block captain, I'm taking charge. You are to follow my orders without asking any questions.
So we're supposed to act like Mr. Darcy?
I can't believe you're still upset about that little practical joke.
You sent me to Death Row.
You made a few close friends. And they gave you a cool nickname, Black Beauty.
Mrs. Black Beauty.
You said you wanted to remarry.
Yeah but not to a 250-pound Filipino.
Since when are you prejudiced?
They strapped me in the electric chair.
We would have rescued you sooner, but when you order a burger well-done, it oughta come well-done.
You've only got time to take your most prized possession.
Can I take two?
Can I get a little help here?
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