I can't believe you're still upset about that little practical joke.
You sent me to Death Row.
You made a few close friends. And they gave you a cool nickname, Black Beauty.
Mrs. Black Beauty.
You said you wanted to remarry.
Yeah but not to a 250-pound Filipino.
Since when are you prejudiced?
They strapped me in the electric chair.
We would have rescued you sooner, but when you order a burger well-done, it oughta come well-done.
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