You know, Peg, I hate to be a needy husband, a demanding husband and your husband, but where the hell is my pie tin?
Why don't you check under the couch where I keep all the other dirty dishes?
Once again Peg, way to home make. See now, I can't quite reach.
Here, wanna try my bonbon retriever?
This pie tin is worth 25 cents towards one of Aunt Matty's famous sweet potato pies.
Well, if she's so famous, how come I haven't heard of her?
I don't know. Maybe because she doesn't make chicken pies.
Great, Al. Now you can put that metal plate back in your head. Of course, that's like putting a lid on an empty jar.
Ladies and Gentlemen! And Marcy.
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