If I was a hot young chick, I couldn't keep my hands off myself.
Well, I guess that makes you a hot young chick.
“Kiss Of The Coffee Woman” · Season 10, Episode 24
In this episode: Al Bundy (1), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
Jefferson, can I have a word with you in our own kitchen by the recently sharpened knives?
Hey, what's the bed for?
DDirector
Come on, Mr. Bundy! You're a married man.
What's the bed for?
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