DDoctor
Bad news, Mr. Darcy. I'm afraid we're gonna have to operate. You do have insurance, don't you?
Yes.
DDoctor
Well, then, we will be using anesthesia.
“Agony and the extra C” · Season 10, Episode 17
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Jefferson D'Arcy (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1), Griff (1)
Come on, Jefferson, it's just us, some beer and some Mexican strippers. What could happen?
[After listening to Kelly]
OMO'Malley
Nurse, I need a Q-Tip and a Hammer.
So the Tattoo on my but said M-A-R-Y.
So What? M-A-R-Y. Marcy.
There's a C in Marcy.
M-A-R-Y-C? Oh yeah, the C is silent.
Come on, Harris, for God's sake. Just make the "C". How tough can it be?
Harris (trembling from delirium tremens): I need a shot.
Al (threatens to punch him): I'll give you a shot!
That doesn't look like a "C"!
Harris (drunkenly): Lay off, will ya? (tries not to belch): "C"'s a tough letter.
When your blood has more alcohol than plasma, they're all tough letters.
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