Hey, Griff, Where's your Christmas spirit?
My ex-wife got it in the divorce settlement.
I want you to get back on that phone and do what you do best: shatter dreams.
[A fat woman named Matilda returns.]
MMatilda
Excuse me, do you have pumps in my size?
Yes I do, but the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Shoes would not allow me to sell them to you.
MMatilda
I hope you get coal in your stocking on Christmas morning.
And I hope you get Slim Fast in yours.
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