(Al comes home excited, but Peg and Kelly are not.)
Hi Peg. How was Oprah?
Oprah wasn't on today.
Oprah won't be on tomorrow either, Peg. Why?! Cause I had the cable company take her off, see.
(Al shows her a new TV Guide channel.)
The Guy Package.
With Femblock! See, it's a new service they offer men and a few female tennis players who are tired of watching girly crap. See, Peg, it's my week off and I want to spend it watching quality programing.
Oh, you mean watching monster movies, jiggly shows and the Three Stooges.
Soitenly!
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