Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 3
“If Al Had A Hammer” · Season 6, Episode 3
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (1), Bud Bundy (1), Jefferson D'Arcy (1)
That's what's wrong with this country, Peg: every time something tears up, we call someone to fix it. Not like Grandpa Bundy. There was a fixin' man.
You mean Grandpa Hook?
Well, circular saws were new then. But he carved his own hook, he didn't call anybody!
It would have been hard for him to hold the phone with the one finger he had left on his other hand.
One finger is all a real American needs, Peg.
Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
Al actually succeeds at building his mancave. He hears knock on door
Ah, must be that new wife I ordered from Ukraine.
Al is met by Jefferson
Marcy and I had a fight and she threw me out. Can I stay here?
When I built my own room; I meant it for me.
Please, Al?
All right, one night. But tell no one.
Screen flips to a bunch of guys hanging out in Al's man cave
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