Al, Bud and others in “If Al Had A Hammer”

Al

That's what's wrong with this country, Peg: every time something tears up, we call someone to fix it. Not like Grandpa Bundy. There was a fixin' man.

Bud

You mean Grandpa Hook?

Al

Well, circular saws were new then. But he carved his own hook, he didn't call anybody!

Peg

It would have been hard for him to hold the phone with the one finger he had left on his other hand.

Al

One finger is all a real American needs, Peg.