Al, guess what? Marcy is pregnant.
Well, congratulations Marcy, now you can finally be fitted for a bra.
That's right, Al, but I don't need to complain to you what it's like to carry around small things.
“She's Having My Baby: Part 1” · Season 6, Episode 1
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Peg (2), Jefferson D'Arcy (2), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
I'm going to be a father. Don't you have anything to say to me?
Oh. Sure. It's over. You're a dead man. Today is the first day of the end of your life.
I am actually looking forward to this. Our babies will grow up together, we will be on hand to raise them. In due time we will send them off to college. By that time I will be 50 and you will be 118!
[While watching television, a pregnant Peg turns to Al as he comes home looking similar to Simeon Pathetica.]
AAnnouncer
Note the stoop shoulders and the dull blank look.
Can I have your autograph.
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