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Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 1

Jefferson and Al in “She's Having My Baby: Part 1”

Jefferson

I'm going to be a father. Don't you have anything to say to me?

Al

Oh. Sure. It's over. You're a dead man. Today is the first day of the end of your life.

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