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Married... with Children · Season 5, Episode 23

“Route 666: Part 1” quotes from Married... with Children

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“Route 666: Part 1” · Season 5, Episode 23

In this episode: Peg (2), Al Bundy (1), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)

[Peg, Kelly and Bud are in search for Al's money.]

I'll check his underwear. After all, he has only one pair. Now, Bud, you take the closet.

Appropriate for you, Bud.

And Kelly, honey, you take the back seat of the car.

Appropriate for you, Kel.

Oh, Al, the rubes think I'm sexy.

Yeah, I would too, Peg, if I drank whiskey for breakfast.

BHBlack Hick

Dodge is a damn fine car. Ran over muh wife with a Dodge.

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