I have the perfect plan to figure this whole thing out. Now what we'll do is we'll just sit here and we'll name every song that was ever made until we get it.
“Oldies But Young 'Uns” · Season 5, Episode 17
In this episode: Al Bundy (6), Peggy Bundy (3), Peg (2), Bud Bundy (2), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1), Jefferson D'Arcy (1)
[Jefferson, Marcy, and Peg are trying to guess the song Al is humming.]
"Itsy-Bitsy Spider"?
No.
"Go Tell Pharaoh"?
No! This is a song from my youth.
"Look, It's a Wheel"?
Al, Kelly's been stood up.
Must bring back memories for you, huh, Peg? Anyway, I was driving home -- God knows why -- and I hear this old song on the radio that I used to love, but I can't remember the name. Now, why is it whenever a song comes on the radio, and you're waiting to hear them name it, it's always number 6 of 40 in a row?
Well, stick with it, honey. You figured out how to flush the toilet; you'll figure this one out.
This is a burning question of our time, and I will not have it trivialized by a woman who thinks the TV show "Hunter" is engrossing. (as he's walking over to the fridge to get a beer): Anyhow, the DJ finally comes on, and, instead of telling me the name of my song, what does he do? Goes on and on about some massive pile-up on the freeway. (in a whiny voice): "Twelve dead, twelve dead." (normal voice): Then he kicks off about 500 in a row, with Bobby Goldsboro's musical sphincter lock known as "Honey."
Kelly (horrified): Oh, God. This is what it's like being home on a Friday night?
(Bud nods)
Well, honey, we're finally alone. I know what will take your mind off that record for a minute - You could make love to me 4 times!
Peg, when I said I was after an oldie, I meant but a goodie.
Al, must we be the spitbucket in the early round knockout that is your life? As usual, you need professional help. So why don't you call the oldies station - K-FOSSIL - and ask the D.J.?
I already called. I got Rick Cool himself.
Gee, Rick Cool huh? Did Bobby 23 Skidoo quit?
Al, the suspense is boring us. Tell us what he said.
He said, "The colors. The colors. Has anyone seen my good friend, John," then he lit up a banana and hung up.
Bud, Bud, come here. Now, listen to this very carefully and tell me the name of the song... "Mmm Mmm him".
I don't know what it is Dad, but if you get the name, me and the gang would sure like to boogie to it!
Get out of my way. (Al pushes Bud aside and sits between Peg and Kelly) Peg, Peg, you're old, you know it... "Mmm Mmm him".
Clip your nose hairs, Al. When you were humming it looked like a squid was trying to reach out and grab the kids.
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