You know that new aerobics center up above me. The one with the sign "Quarter-ton Discount"? Well today they played Van Halen's "Jump" & damned if the whole herd didn't. It was awful Peg. The ceiling opened up down they came walking off the set.
I was not born to be a busboy. I'm a shoe-man born & bred damn it.
Can this be true? Am I not a man I laughed at as a child?
(Bud and his girlfriend walk in)
Hi, Dad.
Hi, son. It's not the way it looks, I was just crying on the floor.
The winning touchdown and son, that is the story of the greatest sport moment in all of history.
The victory was ours, for the school, the championship, & for me, all city, & the legend, & then your mother... the end. OH GOD!
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